thirty second....gimme water

7.1.08.
9.05AM...SLEPT WELL...KETTLE ON.
9.20AM...COFFEE...MCV DIGESTIVES.
10.OOAM...ENQUIRING ABOUT HIRING A CAR FOR TOMORROW...GOTTA COME BACK LATER.
11.40AM...WENT TO ENQUIRE ABOUT A CAR AGAIN...LADY RECEPTIONIST GONE HOME EARLY...NOT WELL.
12.10PM...ENQUIRE WITH CHAPPIE WHO OWNS THE PLACE...SAYS HE'LL SORT IT...HE'S NOT FEELING TO GOOD EITHER.
12.40PM...A GIRL WHO WE HAD MET A FEW DAYS EARLIER COMES AND SITS WITH US AT OUR TABLE OUTSIDE OUR HUT...VERY CHATTY...KNOW HER LIFE STORY NOW!
1.15PM...OFF WE ALL GO TO THE OASIS RESTAURANT/BAR...FISH AND CHIPS...NO BAD...NOT SURE WHAT THE FISH WAS.
3.30PM...ENQIRING AGAIN WITH CHAPPIE WHO OWNS PLACE ABOUT A VEHICLE FOR TOMORROW...HE SAYS NO WORRIES...10.00AM TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE A CAR...NU NOT HAPPY...WE'VE NOT FILLED IN ANY FORMS...UNTIL SHE SEE'S THE CAR SHE WON'T BE HAPPY.
4.20PM...WE WALK TO NEXT BEACH...DON'T KNOW WHY WE BOTHERED...THIS IS THE POOR END OF TOWN.
5.30PM...BACK IN HUT.
7.00PM...JOIN VICKI AND MATT...ITS THERE LAST NIGHT...BEERS AND ONE BRANDY...5 OTHER PEOPLE JOIN US...STORIES TO TELL.
10.15PM...TIME FOR BED.


8.1.08.
9.10AM...UP...STRAIGHT INTO SHOWER...GOTTA SEE IF CAR IS SORTED.
9.40AM...NO ONE AT RECEPTION.
9.45AM...CAUGHT SIGHT OF OWNER WALKING.
10.00AM...HE MAKES AN EXCUSE...BUT PROMISES ME A CAR IN TWENTY MINS.
10.15AM...GOTTA MEET CAR RENTAL CHAPPIE ON CAR PARK.
10.35AM...CHAPPIE IN'PROTON' TURNS UP...RENT A WRECK!
10.50AM...IN OFFICE FILLING IN FORMS...COULD HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING!...60 BAHT...WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR A TENNER!...A GIRL WHO IS STAYING IN THE HUT TWO DOORS DOWN JOINS US.
11.15AM...CABLE CAR...WATERFALLS HERE WE COME!
11.50AM...YACHTING HARBOUR...FANCY CAKE...CAN OF SPRITE...LOVELY...EXPENSIVE...SWEAT DRIPPING OF MY NOSE.
12.50PM...BACK IN RENT A WRECK...STEERING IS A BIT WONKY!...BUSHIES GONE!
1.20PM...CABLE CAR...NU AND TINA EXCITED!
3.10PM...CABLE CAR JAUNT OVER...AMAZING VIEWS.
3.45PM...WATERFALL...BIT OF A CLIMB...NU SHATTERED...NU SWIMMING...NU IN HER ELEMENT...ME CAMERA HAPPY.
5.10PM...ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN YACHTING HARBOUR...SEA FOOD PLATTER...OYSTERS/LOBSTER/CLAMS/MUSSELS[SALTY]/SALMON/PRAWNS/SQUID...DISH PILED HIGH...COST ALOT...BUT IT WAS WORTH IT...WELL FRESH!...I THINK THE LOBSTER DIED SMILING...POOR CHAP...HE WAS DELICIOUS!
6.05PM...STICKY FINGERS...DIDN'T ENJOY THE CLAMS OR MUSSELS...STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE...EXCELLENT.
7.30PM...CAR RETURNED...BACK AT HUT...TWO ENGLISH FROM CAMBRIDGE JOIN US.
10.00PM...EYELIDS FALTERING.


9.1.08.
7.45AM...ALARM...ISLAND HOPPING AT 9.00AM.
8.05AM...COFFEE.
8.20AM...SHOWER.
8.35AM...DIEST BICS AND ANOTHER COFFEE...I DO ENJOY A DUNK.
9.00AM...WAITING FOR PICK UP.
9.25AM...PICK UP ARRIVE.
9.50AM...ON BOAT...THE ROCKIEST BOAT I HAVE EVER BEEN ON!
10.10AM...ISLAND OF THE PREGNANT MAIDEN.
10.40AM...BUNTING ISLAND...LOADSA MONKEYS.
11.35AM...EAGLE WATCHING.
12.20PM...ANOTHER ISLAND...CAN'T REMEMBER ITS NAME...TOO HOT FOR ME...MY BACK IS ACHING FROM THE BOAT JOURNEY...HAD A BEER...NU SWAM.
1.40PM...BACK IN BOAT.
2.00PM...BACK ON MAIN ISLAND.
2.20PM...BACK AT HUT.
2.40PM...OASIS RESTAURANT...WAITING FOR MY SIRLION STEAK.
3.15PM...STEAK...BEST I'VE HAD FOR AWHILE...DOUSED IN MUSHROOM SAUCE.
4.05PM...NU SAYS I HAD BETTER SORT AIR TICKETS FOR BORNEO...THERES A PROMOTION ON...SO I HAD BETTER GET IT SORTED...WE ALL LIKE A BARGAIN!...I RECKON THE PROMOTION IS ALL YEAR ROUND!...BUT I DO AS I AM TOLD...OFF I TROT...NU SNUG ON HER BEACH LOUNGER!
4.20PM...BOOKING OFFICE...58 QUID EACH...THAT'LL DO!
4.55PM...WHAT A NIGHTMARE...THEY ARE SO SLOW...BUT ALL SORTED NOW...FLY 14TH JAN...11.45AM...ARRIVE K.LUMPAR 12.45PM...NEXT FLY 2.15PM...ARRIVE BORNEO 4.45PM.
5.10PM...BACK WITH NU ON BEACH...ITS TO HOT FOR ME.
5.30PM...HEAD BACK TO HUT.
7.00PM...INTERNET CAFE...NEED TO BURN PHOTO'S ON TO DISC.
8.30PM...TUNA/TOMATO SANDWICHES...BOTTLE OF ROSE...SOMETIMES I T5HINK I'VE EATEN AND DRUNK MY WAY ACROSS ASIA...I HAVEN'T...HAVE I?

ICE COLD WATER NEEDED!

BYE FOR NOWZ.