twentyeight...pai'n'stay..........[2050]

DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH LAST BLOG.IT DECIDED TO SQUASH UP.DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESQUASH IT!


19.12.07.
8.50AM...RISE AND SHINE...SHORTS ON...ACROSS THE ROAD TO PICK UP OUR CUPPA'S...AN ENGLISH GUY ACROSS THE ROAD RUNS A CAFE WITH HIS THAI BRIDE AND MOTHER IN LAW...RETURN TO ABODE...I'LL TAKE THE CUPS BACK LATER.
9.20AM...WATCHING TELE IN BED.
9.45AM...SHOWER.
10.10AM...DRESSED.
10.30AM...NU SOWING.
11.05AM...BACK AT ENGLISH MANS CAFE[SIMON]...RETURN CUPS...MOTHER IN LAW DOES A LAUNDRY SERVICE...DROP WASHING OFF.
11.30AM...NU STAYS IN CAFE...I'M OFF ON MY FIRST ERRAND OF THE DAY...BAKERY/SUPERMARKET/OPEN MARKET.
11.50AM...GOT LOST BUT GOT LUCKY.
12.05PM...MARKET...BAG OF TOMS 10 BAHT...BAGUETTE 20 BAHT....TIN TUNA 34 BAHT...WE COULD SIT IN A CAFE AN HAVE THEM ALREADY MADE FOR 100 BAHT!...[65 TO POUND]...STILL,PLENTY OF TOMS!
12.25PM...BACK AT CAFE...NU HAPPILY CHATTING.
12.50PM...BROWSING SOUVENIR SHOPS...BOUGHT A WOODEN PIG...NOT SURE WHY!
2.00PM...BACK AT STILT HUT.
2.30PM...TUNA/TOM BAGUETE...BACARDI/COKE.
3.40PM...WE ARE OFF TO A BAND FESTIVAL...WOODSTOCK PAI STYLE...GOTTA WALK ABOUT 1 KILOMETRE THOUGH...ITS IN A FIELD ON OUTSKIRTS OF THE VILLAGE.
4.40PM...WE DON'T WALK THAT FAST NU AND I!...EVENTUALLY ARRIVE...SOME BAND PLAYING A NEIL YOUNG SONG...100 BAHT TO GO IN...FOOD INCLUDED...ALTHOUGH YOU COULD HAVE EASILY JUMPED THE 18 INCH FENCE.
5.00PM...2 BEERS IN HAND WE FIND A TABLE...MOST PEOPLE TEND TO SIT ON THE GRASS AT THESE EVENTS...WE EXPECTED MORE PEOPLE...ONLY ABOUT 100 OR SO...PERHAPS IT'LL LIVEN UP LATER?
8.00PM...HAVE SPENT THE LAST 2 HOURS DEBATING INDIVITUALISM AND COLLECTIVENESS WITH A DUTCH GUY...I THINK HE LEARNT ALOT!
9.00PM...4TH BEER...MOST BANDS PLAYING STONES AND BEATLES SONG...PLUS SOME BOB MARLEY...BUT ITS NOT REALLY HAPPENING...A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING.
10.30PM...HAD ENOUGH...START WALKING BACK...THINK I GOT MY MONEYS WORTH...BAKE SPUD WAS ALRIGHT!
11.10PM...BACK IN VILLAGE...CORN ON THE COB...TASTY!
11.25PM...BACK IN OUR LITTLE HOME.


20.12.07.
9.05AM...LAZY HOLIDAY MODE...NO HURRY.
10.00AM...SHOWER.
11.10AM...SIMONS CAFE...SCRAMBLED EGG ON TOAST...COCUNUT MILKSHAKE...AWESOME...COLECT LAUNDRY.
12.35PM...TOOK NU TO SWIMMING POOL I'D FOUND ON ONE OF MY MANY ERRANDS...YOU HAVE TO GET LOST TO FIND THESE THINGS!
1.30PM...KEBAB OF SORTS...NEVER AGAIN...BEER.
2.15PM...IT'S JUST TOO HOT...NEED SHELTER.
2.40PM...BOUGHT SOME CHEESE/CRISPS/BAGUETTE/CORNFLAKES AND MILK...STILL GOT LOADS OF TOMS...GONNA GO BACK TO HUT AND RELAX...PAI AS GONE QUIET...A LOT OF FOLK GONE HOME FOR XMAS.
5.00PM...WERE GONNA GO OUT FOR A MEAL...BUT WE AGREE TOM/CHEESE BAGUETTE WILL DO US...MIGHT HAVE CORN ON THE COB LATER...15 BAHT EACH!...WE SIT ON OUR VARANDA/BALCONY...THERES NO ONE ELSE AROUND...JUST THE BIRDS TWITTERING...THE HENS STRUTTING/RUMMAGING...ITS SO PEACEFUL.
7.00PM...WENT FOR A GAME OF POOL...NU READING...THE BAR WAS EMPTY...SO ONE BEER WAS ENOUGH...WONDER WHATS ON TELE?!
8.30PM...CORN ON THE COB.


21.12.07.
9.10AM...AWAKE.
9.20AM...SHOWER.
9.40AM...COFFEE.
10.15AM...CORNFLAKESAND MILK/ANOTHER COFFEE.
11.00AM...BOUK THE CHAPPIE WHO OWNS OUR HUT POPS HIS HEAD ROUND CORNER...WANTS TO KNOW IF I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS OFF/ON AT THE BACK WHERE WE ARE STAYING...ALSO LOOK AFTER HIS FISH!...APART FROM EATING AND DRINKING AND COLLECTING LAUNDRY I DON'T SUPPOSE I HAVE MUCH TO DO...BIT OF A LIBERTY MIND!
5.00PM...WELL HOT DAY...ALL WE'VE DONE IS READ AND WAFFLE...KEEPING ONE EYE ON THE FISH...WONDERING WHAT TIME IS BEST TO SWITCH ON THE LIGHTS!
5.35PM...PIZZA FUNGI/SALAMI.
6.40PM...BAR...COUPLE OF BEERS.
7.45PM...BACK AT HUT.
9.20PM...CORN ON THE COB.


SHATTERED.

BYE FOR NOWZ.